Newsletter Archive
Recent Newsletters
June Greensboro Conference, New Video - May 13, 2011 - Read...
Kelly announces the upcoming Worn Out Womens Conference being hosted by Westover Church June 4, 2011, and her recent Mother's Day Tribute video along with her soon to be released 90 minute video performed for the North Carolina Association of Teacher Assistants..
Golden Child - December 20, 2010 - Read...
Motivational Speaker Kelly Swanson tells the touching story of a family with a "Golden Child". Was there really only one?
Random Shoe in the Road - October 20, 2010 - Read...
Motivational Speaker Kelly Swanson makes some funny and insightful observations about the lone random shoes that she finds in her travels.
The Perfect Catch - September 29, 2010 - Read...
Have I Got The Perfect Catch…
Okay all you single ladies out there who are still waiting for Mr. Right. I’ve found him – yesterday, at my gym. I literally ran into him. He was so sweet and wasn’t mad at all that I ran into him and knocked him down because I was talking on my cell phone and trying to see if my feet looked big in these shoes...
Daddy Played for Angels - July 6, 2010 - Read...
Kelly performs her new story "Daddy Played for Angels", and announced her new show “Don’t Make Me Pull This Car Over: A Hilarious and Inspiring Journey Through Motherhood” which will debut at the annual Moms@Work Luncheon for Charlotte Parent Magazine on October 6, 2010.
Being a Motivational Speaker - March 11, 2010 - Read...
I was getting my business cards printed and I had a little extra room left on my business card beside “comedian” so I added “motivational speaker.” Wahoo! I’m a motivational speaker now! Not the kind of motivational speaker like my Aunt Ethel who motivates you to take a stick to the eye just to get out of a conversation with her. I’m a professional motivational speaker. I’m not exactly sure what I motivate people to do, but, hey, it doesn’t matter – most of them don’t have a clue either!
Hambone - February 24, 2010 - Read...
A southern wedding, Old Milwaukee, and a tater gun... what could possibly go wrong? Come back with me to that tiny town, a mile and a half past nowhere, and find out Why My Cousin Hambone Won't Eat Squash. Huh? It will all make sense. Sorta.
Turd In The Tub - February 10, 2010 - Read...
Here's a funny video about a day with my toddler son and a bath mishap. Betcha can't guess where this is going...
Military Tribute - January 13, 2010 - Read...
Kelly has posted a Tribute to the U.S. Military and Their Families on YouTube. If you're in the U.S. Military, or you have a family member serving our country, this one's for you. If you know someone who is serving, please pass this video along:
Watch Kelly's "Tribute to the U.S. Military and Their Families" on YouTube
Little Drummer Boy - December 9, 2009 - Read...
Every time I turn on the radio I hear The Little Drummer Boy. I have heard it four hundred and seventy-seven times since Thanksgiving, in three languages, in every rendition from reggae to hand bells, sung by everyone from Sinatra to Sting to the old lady who folds her laundry outside WalMart. All right already, we get it drummer boy, play the darned drum already! Because isn’t that just what every mother wants for her sleeping baby?
